We are very close to the the goal! I glad to see some things never change.

So here's a story: my ID expired on my birthday which was two months ago.

Last night I went to hang out with some of my friends and one of them was like "do you know you have a warrant out for your arrest?"

And I was like "I kind of suspected, but was afraid to find out."

"Yeah it's $2.500 bail."

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Haven't had much motivation besides eat and sleep. I'm going to try and knuckle down and finish this latest chapter for demon in the next day or so.

On another note; first time/ funny time parents caught you swearing?

I know mine was saying bitch, but I don't remember the details, so I have to go with suck. Grandpa calls, mom holds out the phone to me and says "say notre dame, fighting Irish!" And I yelled "notre dame sucks!" Didn't go over well Ended up getting soaped.

May be late for some, and you may be reading this in the morning, but Halloween has ended, and I had a pretty good time scaring trick or treaters. Pictured above is my costume; I'm a Satanic cultist. But I played statue up front and next to the bowl of candy. Needless to say, a few kids were on edge, unsure if I was a statue or not.

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One morning I was getting ready to go to work like every other day, The only difference was that this time I was gonna use my moms SUV (Nissan Pathfinder) instead of my car because it needed fixing. When I was backing away from the Pathfinder I stop at the incredibly loud sound of glass chattering and metal crushing.

I remain in shock...

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It was my birthday yesterday! I'd meant to post the day of, but honestly, I was so tired and busy I just didn't have much time or energy to sit at my computer. Wanna hear a funny story or two, plus see the new playlist I made for Sassaflash? Get it after the jump!

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I literally finished this story as if this minute and it has been approved for the viewing, so if you enjoyed How to Catch a Twilight and still want more, look no further, here's How to Catch a Fluttershy!

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Two of my favorite YouTubers ever are Magpiepony and Silver Quill.

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